Step 1: Buy the cheap, Wal-mart brand biscuits that come four to a pack. (I'm sure you could use any kind of biscuits, but I'm cheap.)
Step 2: Use the lid to the vanilla bottle to punch a hole in the biscuits.
Step 3: Fry them in hot oil. Make sure the oil is not too hot or they will quickly burn. We use tongs to turn them over so the other side gets cooked, too.
Step 4: Make a powdered sugar glaze (powdered sugar and water) or frost them with chocolate frosting from the can (lazy!!!) and ENJOY!!!